Long ago there was a lean devil, with black hair slicked back with grease, his name was Levi and he was captain of the football team. His smile sent all the girls into a frenzy however, Levi only had eyes out for one boy in the back, the boy had purple skin and his name was Pi. Pi was a skinny boi, with spiky hair, he was destined to be king of the gods. Levi was eattign lunch with his friends when suddenly he looked over and saw something in his line of sight. THere was a man cleaning up spilled drink, it was Pi. Levi's promiscuous demener showed itself as he strutted up to young lad. "Hey, I'm white, your purple, let's make a light shade of pink." Pi blushed as he fell into Levi's arms, as the two men imbraced Levi felt like he was at home.
Then later on in fith period a teacher was writting math problems on board, it was Pi. Levi walked up to him and asked "Hey Mr Chemistry, wanna make some reactions." "Oh yeah let;s demonstrate in front of the class, but that is not exactly legal, so here is a link to my Roblox game so we can have Roblox sex."
Levi, later that night went on his computer and linked to the game, which looked exactly like the house from 'FNAF' and over in the corner was a roblox character, it was Pi. Pi and Levi, started to tea bag each other while typing "*moan*" in the chat, until they both typed "Pi I'm gonna." and than Levi dropped all his items on the boi.while making the Roblox death sound.
For many days the student and teacher went into this Roblox game and did the same thing every night. However that would all change when Pi told Levi about his Past in the Roblox Chat
Pi: "Before We Roblox Nut I Should Tell You The Truth."
Levi : "What do you wanna tell me? I'll love you no matter what."
Pi: "I Wanted To Tell You That........ Well You See Your Not The Only Boy Who Roblox Nutted Me. There Was Another His Name is Mussolini Tortellini."
Levi could feel his balls sweat with a nervious sweat, it was like an ocean. Levi trembled in fear he had heard the legends of the Mussolini Tortellini. He heard that Mussolini Tortellini fucked Hitler so hard, that Hitler killed himself.
Levi: "Woah........ that sound spooky AF."
Pi: "You Need To Kill Him To Prove Your Love For Me."
Levi knew hwa he needed to do, so after he was done getting in his pikachu onsee, hedecied to go to Mussolini Tortellini's house, in the sky. After an epic sky fight Levi got to Mussolini Tortellini's throne room.
"Ahhhh I knew you were coming." said Mussolini Tortellini "I kidnapped Pi."
"NO YOU BASTARD!" Levi than whipped out his 'sword' and whacked Mussolini Tortellini so hard that no amount of anal lube could prepare him for what happedned next.
In the end, Pi got arrested for Pedophilia, Levi did some drugs and died, and my family was very disappointed.